(Source: del0ded)

During a math test
  • Me: my answer = 23
  • Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
  • Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
  • Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
  • Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
  • Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
  • School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.